The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Spears, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.