The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spears, Spears, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.