The Hamstring Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Spears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.