The Fumble Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
91%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Spears's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.