The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Spears's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Spears scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.