The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Spears tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Spears's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.