The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Spears's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.