The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Ref: "Number Spears, that's a flag." Spears: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Spears's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Spears scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.