The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Spears, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.