The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Spears is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Spears drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.