The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyjae Spears
Tyjae Spears · TEN · RB
“Spears's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Spears's week
- Spears gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Spears is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Spears drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyjae Spears in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyjae Spears is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyjae Spears actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.