The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.