The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Allgeier is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allgeier's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.