The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Allgeier's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.