The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Allgeier goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.