The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Allgeier scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.