The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Allgeier gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allgeier drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.