The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Allgeier will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allgeier, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.