The Stuffed Run Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allgeier's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.