The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Allgeier gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Allgeier scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.