The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Ref: "Number Allgeier, that's a flag." Allgeier: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Allgeier gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.