The Fumble Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- Allgeier's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.