The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allgeier, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.