The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allgeier's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.