The Fumble Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allgeier, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.