The Snap Count Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Coach says Allgeier is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Ref: "Number Allgeier, that's a flag." Allgeier: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Allgeier finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allgeier, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.