The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Allgeier, Allgeier, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.