The Stuffed Run Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.