The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Allgeier gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
75%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allgeier's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.