The Garbage-Time Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Allgeier's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allgeier, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.