The Committee Backfield Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.
- Allgeier is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.