The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.