The Fumble Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Allgeier's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allgeier, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.