The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Allgeier breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allgeier's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.