The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Allgeier's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.