The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Shough, that's a flag." Shough: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Shough, Shough, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.