The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Ref: "Number Warren, that's a flag." Warren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Warren stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.