The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Warren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.