The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.