The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Ref: "Number Warren, that's a flag." Warren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.