The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.