The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.