The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Anthony II will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Anthony II's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.