The Hamstring Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Anthony II tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Anthony II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.