The Hamstring Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Anthony II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Anthony II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.