The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Anthony II gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Anthony II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.