The Snap Count Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Anthony II is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Anthony II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.