The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Anthony II's stadium. Only over Anthony II.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Anthony II scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Anthony II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.