The Butter-Finger Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Anthony II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.