The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Anthony II gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Anthony II drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.